Saturday 28 November 2015
Wednesday 25 November 2015
Jai Patni Deva
ईश्वर ने खुश होकर,
दिया मुझको ऐसा हमसफ़र,
लुढ़क, गिर, फिसल,
जाती है वो अक्सर,
देखता रह जाता हूँ अवाक्,
मैं बेचारा माथा पीटकर।
कभी हाथ, कभी पैर,
कभी उँगलियाँ काट लेती है,
चोट इतना कि कुंगफू, जूडो,
कराटे वालों को भी मात देती है।
सामान भी उसे देखकर,
मन ही मन डरते हैं,
मानों मन ही मन,
आपस में ये कहते हैं,
कोई तो बचाओ,
ये जानलेवा नारी है,
इस बार तेरी तो,
अगली बार मेरी बारी है।
मैंने बड़े प्यार से एक दिन बोला पत्नी से,
सम्भाल के काम करो इतनी विनती है,
उसने रगड़ के बोला- सामान ही खराब हैं,
खुद ही फूटते-काटते हैं, मेरी क्या गलती है।
- लेखक : आशुतोष रंजन
Monday 23 November 2015
Saturday 21 November 2015
Thursday 19 November 2015
Saturday 14 November 2015
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How it Work
It is an invite-only platform that rewards social activity for all users. You can share Photos, Videos and any type of content with your friends and followers.
It serve Ads. Like many networks, so it do this because online ads generate revenues for the platform. It give almost all of it to you. This community gets up to 90% of all revenues. It's your content, own it.
Create and share great content
It celebrate authentic and high-quality content of all types. So whether you're posting new Photos, Videos, Music or links, make it the first platform that shares your original content.
Invite your friends and start sharing together
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Friday 13 November 2015
Thursday 12 November 2015
Sunday 8 November 2015
Saturday 7 November 2015
Wednesday 4 November 2015
Tuesday 3 November 2015
JOKE - FIRST DATE
On First Date… At Restaurant
Boy: Hey Dear, Jara Ruko…
Girl: Stop It, Khaate Time Baat Nahi Kara Kartey,
After Lunch
Girl: Now Tell Me, Tum Kya Keh Rahey They…
Boy: Nothing, Teri Plate Mein Coackroch Tha…
Aur Ban Le Heroine…
Aur Maar Le Style…
Joke on Husband
Husband- maine kal chicken banate time uspar hara dhaniya dala toh malum hai kya hua???
.
Wife- kya hua????
.
Husband- Chicken kadai mein dance karne laga aur bola hum pe ye kisne hara rang dala
maar daala, haaye maar daala
Joke on Drinker
Ek sharabi ne 93.5 red fm pr phone kia
.
sharabi-- mujhe South ex road pr ek purse mila hai,
jisme 15,000 cash, ek I phone 6 ek credit card
aur ek pallavi naam ki ladki ka ID card mila hai
.
.
RJ-- Wah wah.. aap kitne imandar hai,
to aap unhe wo purse wapas karna chahenge,
RIGHT..??? "D
.
.
Sharabi-- nahi mai chahta hu, Pallavi ji ke liye ek dard bhara gana ho jaye.
JOKE
Ek sharabi ne 93.5 red fm pr phone kia
.
sharabi-- mujhe South ex road pr ek purse mila hai,
jisme 15,000 cash, ek I phone 6 ek credit card
aur ek pallavi naam ki ladki ka ID card mila hai
.
.
RJ-- Wah wah.. aap kitne imandar hai,
to aap unhe wo purse wapas karna chahenge,
RIGHT..??? "D
.
.
Sharabi-- nahi mai chahta hu, Pallavi ji ke liye ek dard bhara gana ho jaye.
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